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Oct 09, 2006, 08:38 PM // 20:38
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
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Warning: Some language.
Random Scene: Samuel L. Mother RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin’ Jackson: I’m sick of these mother RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin’ dinosaurs in this mother RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin’ city! Random Scene: *Keanu Reeves walks up to a park bench and sits down next to Sam Neil* Sam Neil: Who knew that dinosaurs were afraid of parks? Keanu: I knew. Sam Neil: You knew? And you didn’t tell us? Keanu: No Sam Neil: Why not? Keanu: What? Sam: Why didn’t you tell us? Keanu: No Sam:… Keanu:… Sam: Anything else you’d like to tell me? Keanu: Nothing that you don’t already know… Sam: What are you even doing in this movie? Keanu: What I need to do Sam: And what is that? Keanu: You know what it is. But, I can only lead you to the door you must walk through it… Sam: I…you…*Walks off* …Asshole… Random Scene: Sir Skullcraher and Pwnd get eaten by Adam Sandler. Who is then eaten by a dinosaur. Happy now? Random Scene: Tom Cruise: ME AND KATIE HOLMES ARE IN LOVE WOOOO! Katie Holmes: Tom? Tom, stop you might attract… Tom: WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Katie: I really think you should sto- *They both get eaten by a stegosaurus. Jeff Goldblum gives the Stegosaurus $300 in gratitude* Random Scene: Will Smith: Quick! get on my MV Augusta SPR motorcycle so we can stock up on Dos Equis and buy some Converse shoes (vintage 2004)! Then we can wash down the Dos Equis with some Ovaltine and install a JVC CD player into your Audi. Then with the left over money we can invest in Prudential Life Insurance! Jeff: Jesus Christ, how much money did you just make? Will: Money? They pay me in third world countries. Random Scene: *Elijah Wood is confronted with a giant dinosaur* Elijah: OH NO!!! GANDALF!!!! Dinosaur: ? Elijah: SAAAAMMM!!!! Dinosaur: ……….? *Elijah then does that thing where his eyes roll up into his head and he starts to put the ring on as another dinosaur walks up* Dinosaur #1: Dude, this guy is effed up. Dinosaur #2: hehe. I’ll give you dibs on Keanu Reeve’s legs if you eat this dude Dinosaur #1: ….Deal! *Dinosaur #1 eats Elijah* Dinosaur: Oh God. He tastes like death…In fact-*falls over dead* |
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Oct 09, 2006, 08:40 PM // 20:40
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#42 |
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Richmond, British Columbia, Kanada
Guild: Demon of the Fall [Opet]
Profession: Mo/Me
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I think the ending scene should just be 20 minutes of:
"O RLY" "YA RLY" "O RLY" "YA RLY" |
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Oct 09, 2006, 08:51 PM // 20:51
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#43 |
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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Hey put Gaile Gray in this movie too lol
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Oct 09, 2006, 08:52 PM // 20:52
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#44 |
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Richmond, British Columbia, Kanada
Guild: Demon of the Fall [Opet]
Profession: Mo/Me
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Maybe she could do that "O RLY" bit with Samuel o.o
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Oct 09, 2006, 08:55 PM // 20:55
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
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Random scene:
Gaile Gray: O RLY? Samuel: YA RLY etc. Done |
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Oct 09, 2006, 09:07 PM // 21:07
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#46 |
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Richmond, British Columbia, Kanada
Guild: Demon of the Fall [Opet]
Profession: Mo/Me
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Nice.
I'm watching this movie then! |
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Oct 09, 2006, 09:12 PM // 21:12
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#47 |
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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Dave Chapelle as Rick James!
Dave: What did 500 rounds of AK-47 said to yo dino face? BAM!! you dead |
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Oct 17, 2006, 11:08 PM // 23:08
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: House Zu Heltzer, laughing at them.
Guild: The [GEAR] Trick
Profession: N/Me
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Don't be hatin' on Jurrasic Park. One of my favourite movie series. I don't care if you all hate the plot or whatever, those movies are cool. And John Williams is a great composer.
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